Tuesday, January 11

Next Time, Keep Your Mouth Shut!

In 2001, according to The Dartmouth Review, a 65-year-old German national allegedly received oral sex from a 22-year-old Zambian prostitute. The judge derided the tourist's behavior as "unnatural" and "a gross abomination against Zambian laws." He sentenced the German to 6 years hard labor.

Repeat: Six years! Hard labor!

Apparently, the German, uh, got off easy. Evidently, sodomy is punishable by 14 years in prison. Strangely, the prostitute received no punishment.